Santa's train

Me: There's Santa. 

N: San-da

Me: There's his elf. 

N: (makes elephant noise and waves his hand in the air)

Me: Elf

N: El-pant

Me: Elf

N: (noise) El-pant

Chrys: Look at the nose. See? Short nose. Elf. 

N: Elp. 

Me: ...